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MOMENTS AFTER THE JETS GAME…
REPORTER: So you’re pretty heartbroken about the Jets losing?
ME: Sure, you invest all year and then they’re out before the end. But they beat both Manning and Brady, and beating Brady is the emotional equivalent of winning three playoff games just by itself. So I’m pretty positive about the Jets’ prospects for next year.
REPORTER: But how did you feel about them being down so far, ALMOST coming back to win, then failing?
ME: It’s crushing, but on par they’ve made huge leaps forward over the last two years, Sanchez keeps getting better — next year is our time.
REPORTER (Disappointed): Okay, thanks…
(Reporter dissolves into the crowd. My friend Nick Mougis approaches me.)
NICK: Did you give him a nice pull quote?
ME: I’m pretty sure he wanted me to say, “It was like having my eyes poked out.”
REPORTER (Appears suddenly, excited): It was like having your eyes poked out??!
ME (Laughing): Yes. Yes, it was.
REPORTER: Fair? Fair to say?
(Please enjoy the final paragraph of the article on the link.)
(In picture above, Secunda hidden behind girl’s head, in cap, at left, Nick Mougis wearing #19 jersey, Kate Hess obscured by Nick’s brother in hoodie)
Source: New York Daily News